sswimm:

My father 
was a storm,
and my mother
the rain;

I was born
from fire,
but I inherited
the sea.

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dispopular:

*looks through your selfies*

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suchagaymer:

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.

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at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music

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thecosmicfootprint:

sofakinq:

Your mind is a garden.
Your thought are your seeds.
You can grow flowers.
Or you can grow weeds.

but luckily if my mind grows weeds nigga I just smoke them niggas

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ex-cuse-u:

i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible

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